Church Of Pwning You!

Observing the figures below, we obviously know who provides the more tasty version of a router on a stick. The only thing missing from mine is caramel.

Cisco's idea of a router on a stick

Your error messages make babies cry.

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Haruhi teaches us what a song from god would sound like. If you don’t get it, you haven’t seen what was it? Episode 6 of the first season. Something like that. Go watch it. Siriz Lulz here with a teenage girl being God and not realizing it.

Available for download by popular request: Chungachunga

The Lulz even beats the Warner Music Group. Lawl. If Youtube won’t have it, the Church shall.

Let me remind you all who you are dealing with:

Infedel says: “I think I know how you’re going to keep responding to my posts in this thread.

I’ve succeeded.”

Mrow says: “…

With a series of dots followed by various sonnets reciting my love for you?”

Infedel says: “Well, I figured you’d start insulting my intelligence, or say that “your arrogance is amusing me!”.

You’ve proven me wrong.”

Mrow says: “I work for a power much higher than yours. This is to be anticipated.”

The Lulz is not so predictable. Remember this. Irony is a form of win.

Sorry Fuzzy people, it just isn't hot.

The Church has identified various users as a high priority threat to the sanctity of the Interwebz and advises extreme caution as these users are on the Inquisition of the Lulz most wanted:

KingDarkFox
Occoris
Kyo
Gracie
NightFox
NightFox’ gf
Skeet!/Nyte

Please be advised to use extreme caution to avoid being fuzzified, and report any sightings to the Inquisition of the Lulz located in the first tube in the right at old indochina. They are part of the internetz afterall.

Here’s a question for everyone who cares about politics. This goes out to all those who are fed up with Dubya, who are fed up with Hussein.

The Blue pill gets us with the Red time finally getting some sick sense of humor. Though they do have a point with their claims of S.O.S. He really should save some money.

However I am not impressed with the red pill either. Among silleh national policies we learned that our childrens do learned when asked the question is our children learning.

So I guess the real question comes to this. Become a second China (Blue Pill) by becoming communist/socialist, or become a second Japan (Red Pill) and be stuck in the past. The choice is yours America.

This has been Siriz Biznaz.

The one thing we can agree with Mr. Putin on.

‘Nuff said.

~Mrow

Simple video with Canada and a song appreciating American heritage. Face it, Canada! There’s no escaping it… HERE… IN AMERICA!

w00t for Axis Powers Hetalia parody. Enjoy.

~For the Lulz

For those of you who get pwned regularly and lose lots of HP, I recommend the use of a Health Potion:

Lulz HP + 1

And for those who need more Mana so they can cast their spellz I recommend a Mana Potion:

Lulz Mana +1

Both of which can be purchased at Xoxide. Along with many of your uber custom computer parts needs. Or more conveniently at Mana Potion’s homepage. That is all.

Dr. Mrow* says have a nice day.

* Warning: Dr. Mrow is not a doctor, but still recommends n00bs to look into these items listed above. Remember to always read nutrition facts before consuming items. Dr. Mrow and the Church of Pwning You is not responsible for any of the side effects that can occur. Side effects include nerdiness, ridicule, Lulz, and in some serious cases improved health due to vitamin supplements in the drink. Remember to always consult a real physician before drinking something crazy like an energy drink on a regular basis.